German industrial metal band Rammstein have been forced to apologise to their fans after a “low key” performance left many feeling short changed. The band are claiming that since the recession they have had to “downscale” their theatrical ambitions, and are hoping that the “music will do the talking” for them.
Rammstein fan Alice Kreuzfeld-Smith said “When Till Lindemann shimmied down a rope holding a sparkler – that actually went out halfway down the rope – I thought to myself… ‘maybe they’ve made some cut-backs’, but I wasn’t prepared for what followed. Recession or no recession, I’ve got expectations for a Rammstein concert, and they don’t include a catherine wheel that fails to go off.”
The whole article is at dailyshame.co.uk
That’s ridiculous. They’re there to see the band, not all the bells and whistles they come with.
I believe this article is fake.
It’s only a joke guys, relax. read the whole article
I think you’ll find that that’s a joke 😉
did not understand, what did happen?
visualizing till ‘shimming down a rope holding a sparler’ was priceless! ha! what a way to start a saturday morning 😉
Haha that article is fucking awesome! Pure tongue in cheek fun! I actuallu laughed out loud!
TJust so everyone knows, this article is a pisstake, it is making fun of health and safety, please read the article before judging on the first page lol.
This probably should have been tagged to note that The Daily Shame is a satire news site, akin to The Onion.
WTF is that?????Bull#hit!!!!What a fake!!! just get a load of what’s written up there!!!Rammstein don’t even have any songs like ‘ich werde lieber ein loch in mein Kopf haben’ and ‘Health und Safety ist toll’!!!!F##king lame pipsqueaks!!!!Looking for any opp to badmouth Rammstein in order to rise their rating or smth!!!
“…and proceeded to light some Swan Vesta matches one after the other…” – OMFG!!!GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!
I don believe wha’s up there, it’s a load of hooey!!!
erm….you are aware that DailyShame is a parody website? It’s fake news, so this whole ‘news’ isn’t actually true.
Is this some sort of joke? :S
I think it’s safe to say the concerts most of us have seen/been to were nothing short of spectacular! I saw them in Barcelona and Birmingham and there was no “cost cutting” to be seen.
sounds like a joke article, but would be fun if they do this on an April 1st concert 🙂
What an odd article, I can’t tell if it’s fake or being sarcastic or what?!
rammstein = good music!!..and 4 me it does the talking. So the stage show is a bonus! Im just glad they still 2gether! so whoever moans aint no real fan!
LoL and it isn’t even the 1st of April.
For ppl who might not get it read the full article 😀