| Too big, too small? |
Too big, too small? |
| Size does matter, after all |
Size does matter, after all |
| Zu groß, zu klein? |
Too big, too small? |
| Er könnte etwas größer sein |
It could be a little bigger |
| |
| Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn |
Mercedes-Benz and motorway |
| Alleine in das Ausland fahren |
Going abroad alone |
| Reise, Reise! Fahrvergnügen |
Travel, Travel! Driving pleasure |
| Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben |
I just want fun, not to fall in love |
| |
| Just a little bit… |
Just a little bit… |
| Just a little, bitch! |
Just a little, bitch! |
| |
| You’ve got a pussy |
You’ve got a pussy |
| I have a dick, ah. |
I have a dick, ah. |
| So what’s the problem? |
So what’s the problem? |
| Let’s do it quick! |
Let’s do it quick! |
| |
| So take me now, before it’s too late |
So take me now, before it’s too late |
| Life’s too short, so I can’t wait |
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait |
| Take me now! Oh, don’t you see? |
Take me now! Oh, don’t you see? |
| I can’t get laid in Germany… |
I can’t get laid in Germany… |
| |
| Too short, too tall? |
Too short, too tall? |
| Doesn’t matter, one size fits all |
Doesn’t matter, one size fits all |
| Zu groß, zu klein? |
Too big, too small? |
| Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein |
The tagline should be on top |
| |
| Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr |
Beautiful Miss, desire for more |
| Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr |
Blitzkrieg with the meat gun |
| Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut |
Schnapps in the head, you Fair Bride |
| Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut |
Put Bratwurst in your Sauerkraut |
| |
| Just a little bit… |
Just a little bit… |
| Be my little bitch! |
Be my little bitch! |
| |
| You’ve got a pussy |
You’ve got a pussy |
| I have a dick, ah |
I have a dick, ah |
| So what’s the problem? |
So what’s the problem? |
| Let’s do it quick! |
Let’s do it quick! |
| |
| So take me now, before it’s too late |
So take me now, before it’s too late |
| Life’s too short, so I can’t wait |
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait |
| Take me now! Oh, don’t you see? |
Take me now! Oh, don’t you see? |
| I can’t get laid in Germany… |
I can’t get laid in Germany… |
| |
| Germany! Germany! |
Germany! Germany! |
| |
| You’ve got a pussy |
You’ve got a pussy |
| I have a dick, ah |
I have a dick, ah |
| So what’s the problem? |
So what’s the problem? |
| Let’s do it quick! |
Let’s do it quick! |
| |
| You’ve got a pussy |
You’ve got a pussy |
| I have a dick, ah |
I have a dick, ah |
| So what’s the problem? |
So what’s the problem? |
| Let’s do it quick! |
Let’s do it quick! |
| |
| You’ve got a pussy |
You’ve got a pussy |
| I have a dick, ah |
I have a dick, ah |
| So what’s the problem? |
So what’s the problem? |
| Let’s do it quick! |
Let’s do it quick! |
| |
| So take me now, before it’s too late |
So take me now, before it’s too late |
| Life’s too short, so I can’t wait |
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait |
| Take me now! Oh, don’t you see? |
Take me now! Oh, don’t you see? |
| I can’t get laid in Germany… |
I can’t get laid in Germany… |
I admit I was being an idiot. I mean, what was I doing losing hope in a band simply ’cause of one song I didn’t like, and because I didn’t agree with their video.
God,I’m retarded!
why do so many people hate the video? its amazing, are people afraid of watching porn or something what is world coming to? people get way to offended over nothing talking about getting psychological help after seeing the clip. some people must have never seen their own dick.
Aww… let me play you a sad song on the world’s smallest violin! Boo frickity hoo John! Grow up! it’s Rammstein what do want “I Love You” from barney?!!
Ive been a long time Rammstein fan for 13 years…and this song is by far the worst song ive herd them do..I believe they could have done a better song then this…and the video was horrid..it was like watching porn..if this is the new rammstein then im loosing hope..because they were my idols since I was but 5 years old.
Schlagbaum is a synonym for penis..
my native tounge is german..
but great translation!! good job
@sjaak: helemaal gelijk, niet aan gedacht.
I just wish the music was louder at the site it is playing on. Fun video of course, and to be expected, the chicks are hot. I loved the whorehouses in Germany, and the whore strase in Augsberg Germany was a favorite patrol area for all of us.
Why Blitzkrieg is not translated?
Blitzkrieg = lightning war
Oh, just one more thing:
I am very happy that Rammstein has chosen to sing in German language.
This way, I think, they can be more authentic, not just a reprocessed thing.
And I say this, even though I don’t know German.
cheers.
The translation for “Fleishgewehr” is wrong, Fleish literally translates to meat. But gewehr isnt translated as weapon, its Rifle at best. Just another pun for dick…aah, though 😉
@ Luc Nelis: er zijn ook duitse belgen hoor, belgië is 3 talig, niet 2.
translation: There are german Belgians too, Belgium has 3 languages, not 2.
Hello from Spain:
After a lot of thinking, I have come to the conclusion that its “DICK-GUN”.
“You’ve got a pussy, I have a dick-gun”
makes sense. ¿no? LOL.
Google returns some hits for this:
Search: “rammstein pussy dickgun”
great album by Rammstein!
@Thorbjoern: If german is your native tounge, why do you set your nationality to belgian??
|| vertical, = horizontal 😉
How do you mean, words speak louder than meanings? As in, people focus on the immediate effect of a word, firing off a reflexive reaction, completely forgetting to think about what they just heard? If that’s what you’re talking about then, yeah, you’re absolutely right.
With regards to the lyrics, let’s not forget “Steck Bratwurst in dein Saurkraut” as being awesomely sexual and blatant. But I do admit that, by having the chorus in English, they’re really bringing home the whole mockery angle of the song.
Personally, I think the whole purpose of making the video as graphic as it is, or even just the song lyrics, is to demonstrate how words speak louder than meanings (especially in America, hence the English chorus- the only part that actually blatantly states anything sexual). People are so ignorant that they will hear a few words of something, decide that these words are offensive, and try to demonize it. However, in this case, the video is actually obscene, and the lyrics are quite obvious, so I don’t know if those are Rammstein’s intentions. But regardless, the issue which I mentioned is extremely prevalent in America.
@Colin: [Ich will] mich nicht verlieben “is actually means” I don’t want to fall in love. Nothing other than that. And what do you think Schlagbaum really means? I can hardly wait to get my native tongue explained by you.