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  • Hahaha I spotted that one on 9gag too last week, thought it would be a very appropriate pic for the forum but unfortunately 9gag (or my phone) doesn't let me download pics to my phone

    Weiter, weiter ins Verderben...


    • This last one is awesome. an arm really makes the other person look fat . Ha Ha Ha.
      overcoming depression really helped me


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        • Thought i would put this post here as i found it very very funny

          The manager that has banned me from being here during work hours may get demoted when we move over to the new pool, i believe what goes aroung comes around he he he he
          The saying is "You dont know what you have got till its gone" the truth is "You know what you had, you just did not know you would lose it" !!


          • ^After what he did to the bodyguard, he should get a punishment.


            • xD


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                Dort wo der Horizont
                Sich mit dem Meer verbindet
                Dort wollt' ich auf dich warten
                Auf das du mich dort findest


                • ^..........................
                  DENN DU BIST, WAS DU ISST.


                  • Just love Rowen Atkinson he is he Welsh or does he just have a welsh name ?
                    The saying is "You dont know what you have got till its gone" the truth is "You know what you had, you just did not know you would lose it" !!


                    • Source: Till Mothafuckin Lindemann


                      • Why I'm Divorced

                        Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

                        I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.

                        As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday..'

                        I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids..... they will remember.

                        My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

                        As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

                        I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'

                        I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'

                        We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

                        On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'

                        I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'

                        He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'

                        After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'

                        'Ok.' I nervously replied.

                        He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

                        And I just sat there....

                        on the couch....



                        • My wife left me today cos im going bald

                          oh well its hair loss


                          • Why men are never depressed.

                            Men Are Just Happier People --
                            What do you expect from such simple creatures?
                            Your last name stays put.
                            The garage is all yours.
                            Wedding plans take care of themselves.
                            Chocolate is just another snack...
                            You can be President.
                            You can never be pregnant.
                            You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
                            You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
                            Car mechanics tell you the truth.
                            The world is your urinal.
                            You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
                            You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
                            Same work, more pay.
                            Wrinkles add character.
                            Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
                            People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
                            New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
                            One mood all the time.
                            Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
                            You know stuff about tanks.
                            A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
                            You can open all your own jars.
                            You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
                            If someone forgets to invite you,
                            He or she can still be your friend.
                            Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
                            Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
                            You almost never have strap problems in public.
                            You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
                            Everything on your face stays its original color.
                            The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
                            You only have to shave your face and neck.
                            You can play with toys all your life.
                            One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
                            You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
                            You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
                            You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
                            You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
                            On December 24 in 25 minutes.


                            • ARGUMENTS
                              A woman has the last word in any argument.
                              Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


                              • THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
                                A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!