ok as ive seen Snake and some other people hate LIFAD too i decided to log in and make a review about it.
ok first, its the most horrible, horrendous album they have ever published. none of the songs they put on any album was like these. most of them not just have the main crappy guitar riffs of them as chorus but arent catchy or good in any way at all. (BESIDES lyrics. i actually think the songs are all waste of good lyrics). also most of their verses are better than the choruses themselves. sooo i should start reviewing the songs themselves:
Rammlied: its mostly just the same tune going on for the whole track, the verses suck and the string part at the choruses somehow doesnt even fit with the other instruments. oh also narcissistic lyrics.
Ich tu Dir Weh: i honestly dont get the hype around this song. the verses and bridges are good but then the chorus degrates it all. you would expect a climax like at mein herz brennt's bridge but it just gets worse here.
Waidmanns Heil: the same riff goes through the whole song, again, even though its not even that good. and again, the chorus is worse than the verses and degrades the whole song. its even worse than the only-drum+vocals brigde, having nothing like the vocal melody of it.
Haifisch: the most Rammstein-like song on the main album in my opinion, even though its not too catchy either. it would be a great song if it would be more powerful. but i still like it. would be good for a last song, but not a single...
B******: what?... again, really really really crappy main guitar riffs as choruses. the verses are good though, and i really like the solo (or the part after the 2nd verse, whatever) but i dont get why couldnt they make something like that for choruses too.
Frühling in Paris: not just too goddamn soft but not catchy at all... really not...
Wiener Blut: the verses and string parts might sound good, but they are waaaay too simple... and AGAIN, crappy guitar riff as chorus and most of the song.
Pussy: uhhh... actually, unfortunately i have to say that this is one of the best songs on the main album. it has nice verses, developing of them and a normal chorus. it lacks a solo and vocal melody though, and i STILL dont like them making every second song be related to sex.
Liebe ist für alle da: although it has the suckiest verses of all the songs EVER, its chorus isnt just the main guitar riff and has a very very good vocal melody which are somehow really good together, and could be very nice with improvements.
Mehr: with no doubt, the WORST RAMMSTEIN SONG EVER MADE
it not just have a BAD and simple main tune but the same goes on for LITERALLY the whole song!!! at first i couldnt believe how the choruses are EXACTLY the same as the verses BUT DEGRADED INTO A FAIL RIFF, even losing its bass line from the verses. and the little simple string added at the second chorus is bullshit.
Roter Sand: not too good but at least one of the most Rammstein-like songs on the main album, having a real chorus, different verse melody and all.
the bonus CD is what it would have been like. i might write about the bonus tracks later but have to go. CYAAA
ok first, its the most horrible, horrendous album they have ever published. none of the songs they put on any album was like these. most of them not just have the main crappy guitar riffs of them as chorus but arent catchy or good in any way at all. (BESIDES lyrics. i actually think the songs are all waste of good lyrics). also most of their verses are better than the choruses themselves. sooo i should start reviewing the songs themselves:
Rammlied: its mostly just the same tune going on for the whole track, the verses suck and the string part at the choruses somehow doesnt even fit with the other instruments. oh also narcissistic lyrics.
Ich tu Dir Weh: i honestly dont get the hype around this song. the verses and bridges are good but then the chorus degrates it all. you would expect a climax like at mein herz brennt's bridge but it just gets worse here.
Waidmanns Heil: the same riff goes through the whole song, again, even though its not even that good. and again, the chorus is worse than the verses and degrades the whole song. its even worse than the only-drum+vocals brigde, having nothing like the vocal melody of it.
Haifisch: the most Rammstein-like song on the main album in my opinion, even though its not too catchy either. it would be a great song if it would be more powerful. but i still like it. would be good for a last song, but not a single...
B******: what?... again, really really really crappy main guitar riffs as choruses. the verses are good though, and i really like the solo (or the part after the 2nd verse, whatever) but i dont get why couldnt they make something like that for choruses too.
Frühling in Paris: not just too goddamn soft but not catchy at all... really not...
Wiener Blut: the verses and string parts might sound good, but they are waaaay too simple... and AGAIN, crappy guitar riff as chorus and most of the song.
Pussy: uhhh... actually, unfortunately i have to say that this is one of the best songs on the main album. it has nice verses, developing of them and a normal chorus. it lacks a solo and vocal melody though, and i STILL dont like them making every second song be related to sex.
Liebe ist für alle da: although it has the suckiest verses of all the songs EVER, its chorus isnt just the main guitar riff and has a very very good vocal melody which are somehow really good together, and could be very nice with improvements.
Mehr: with no doubt, the WORST RAMMSTEIN SONG EVER MADE
it not just have a BAD and simple main tune but the same goes on for LITERALLY the whole song!!! at first i couldnt believe how the choruses are EXACTLY the same as the verses BUT DEGRADED INTO A FAIL RIFF, even losing its bass line from the verses. and the little simple string added at the second chorus is bullshit.
Roter Sand: not too good but at least one of the most Rammstein-like songs on the main album, having a real chorus, different verse melody and all.
the bonus CD is what it would have been like. i might write about the bonus tracks later but have to go. CYAAA
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