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  • Snake
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    This will make you pee

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  • Drama
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    Wonder what's wrong with this one...

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  • Art in Heaven
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    How about some jokes.

    The Grim Reaper came for me last night but I beat him off with the vacuum cleaner....
    Talk about Dyson with death.

    Did you hear about the fat alcoholic transvestite?...
    All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

    I've just had a letter back from Screwfix.
    They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency.

    I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed....
    At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

    I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said "I would like to come back as a cow".
    I said "you’re obviously not listening."

    Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten.
    It's called a wedding cake.

    I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said I love you.She said "is that you or the beer talking?".....
    I replied "it's me talking to the beer."


    The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
    So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

    Sending this to you from A & E- turns out the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what I thought it was.
    __________________

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    ..........

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  • Art in Heaven
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    Oh dear..............
    Last edited by Art in Heaven; 09-04-2011, 03:20 PM. Reason: Meh

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  • cannibal_wotsit
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    another religious fail

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  • External
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    The best driving skill so far

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  • cannibal_wotsit
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    haha, I love how we've all put at the end of talking about how things kill people

    maybe it would just be safer to sleep on futons

    Last edited by cannibal_wotsit; 09-04-2011, 02:02 PM.

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  • Maya
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    Originally posted by cannibal_wotsit View Post
    I'm more curious how vending machines kill 13 people annually?
    Maybe falling down on them, they push them when they lose their money, and then they fall down.

    And what about Falling out of bed? 450 people only in USA....

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  • cannibal_wotsit
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    ^you'd understand if you've ever been in a tent with a deer headbutting it

    I'm more curious how vending machines kill 13 people annually?

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  • External
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    I was just wondering how deer could kill 130 people annually?

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  • Snake
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    This is a very good one:

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  • cannibal_wotsit
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    something not quite right with this?

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  • Snake
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    Best fight scene ever. Or not.

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  • Snake
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    Here is an eye opener:

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