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  • This conversation was in a welcome thread.... can't remember in which... oh yes RG527

    http://affenknecht.com/forum/showthr...highlight=make

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    • You have a good memory. I can't remember what I talked about last week.
      Sparkling purple lipstick sounds pretty ! I have just purple and it looks black on and when I was a younger I used to wear black lipstick and black eyeshadow a lot. I still wear black eyeshadow but I like brighter colours, however it usually depends on my outfit.

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      • i really ahte these photos. sorry. karla
        nc honeymoon suite

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        • Some years back a friend of mine had some fun with the Nigeria scammers (you know, those people who ask you money in return for even more money when you help them recover). He kept a log of all activity with them and amused both myself and my friends with the ongoing correspondence. It's a bit long-windish but have some gems here and there. My friends emails are in blue while the scammer's in red. Later on my friend introduced more fictional characters to drive the scammer crazy, and they will have their own colours, but this will be obvious if you read the story. Some of you might find it funny:

          http://www.nt.ntnu.no/users/trondaun...igeriascam.htm
          Dort wo der Horizont
          Sich mit dem Meer verbindet
          Dort wollt' ich auf dich warten
          Auf das du mich dort findest

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            • Funny, absolutely funny, that was some really hilarious stuff above, i enjoyed watching it. Now these pictures and videos will stay in my mind for a while, and i will smile whenever they will strike in my mind.
              Last edited by TimNolan123; 06-23-2012, 02:35 PM.
              dorm fridges

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              • alive_before_dead1.jpg
                Breaking news!
                Dort wo der Horizont
                Sich mit dem Meer verbindet
                Dort wollt' ich auf dich warten
                Auf das du mich dort findest

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                • Wow, can't believe it!!!!!!

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                  • Just a joke:

                    Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"

                    "Woah, what the hell happened to him?"

                    "Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

                    "What a horrible way to die!"

                    "No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."

                    "What a way to go, that's terrible!"

                    "No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."

                    "Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"

                    "No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."

                    "Man, what a way to go!"

                    "No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."

                    "Now that is one awful way to go!"

                    "No no, he survived that..."

                    "Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"

                    "I shot him!"

                    "You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"

                    "He was wrecking my house."
                    Dort wo der Horizont
                    Sich mit dem Meer verbindet
                    Dort wollt' ich auf dich warten
                    Auf das du mich dort findest

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                    • Better if we try to laugh

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                      • @Waidmann, a good one

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                        • I can't believe your friend spent all that time messing with the scammers. Yikes !

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                          • Originally posted by Edelweiss View Post
                            I can't believe your friend spent all that time messing with the scammers. Yikes !
                            Well yeah, and in the end I helped him with some ideas. For example I came up with letting the scammer make some phone call to numbers that will charge him at least several dollars per minute. Just a way of getting back to them for all the victims they've probably made over the years. But I wouldn't put so much work in it as my friend did !
                            Dort wo der Horizont
                            Sich mit dem Meer verbindet
                            Dort wollt' ich auf dich warten
                            Auf das du mich dort findest

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                            • Originally posted by Waidmann View Post
                              Well yeah, and in the end I helped him with some ideas. For example I came up with letting the scammer make some phone call to numbers that will charge him at least several dollars per minute. Just a way of getting back to them for all the victims they've probably made over the years. But I wouldn't put so much work in it as my friend did !
                              The phone call idea of yours was total genius! Great work

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