Post funny quotes you found on this or any other forum I'll start with a few:
-“Head, meet mr. Keyboard. Mr. Keyboard, meet my head. …ow.” – The K/Potassium
-“P: Oh no, I poked my eye out with my tongue!” -Unknown
- N00b: "Hi Potty!" Potassium: "Call me that again and I'll decapitate you. It's K, goddammit!" (Potassium is a girl)
- “I could be posting right now, but I am not.” “Hate to disappoint you, chief, but you just did.” “That’s gold. Pure f*ckin’ gold.” –Marcos, The K and Tears of a Madman
-“Like I said, you're contradicting yourself, so stop talking before the hole you dig reaches the Earth's core and kills us all with a massive volcano.” – BlaRo
- “This guy is clearly off his self-righteous rocker and a few sandwiches, a basket, and a whole army of ants short of a picnic.” – Blind_Io
-“Remove head from rectum before speaking. Until then STFU.” – Blind_Io
-“OK, wait for it...here it comes ...... brace yourself.... this is it........ BARF!!” –Epp B
And one of my favorites ever, from a member profile:
"Location: I do not need a location, for I am the Mother Fucker of the universe."
-“Head, meet mr. Keyboard. Mr. Keyboard, meet my head. …ow.” – The K/Potassium
-“P: Oh no, I poked my eye out with my tongue!” -Unknown
- N00b: "Hi Potty!" Potassium: "Call me that again and I'll decapitate you. It's K, goddammit!" (Potassium is a girl)
- “I could be posting right now, but I am not.” “Hate to disappoint you, chief, but you just did.” “That’s gold. Pure f*ckin’ gold.” –Marcos, The K and Tears of a Madman
-“Like I said, you're contradicting yourself, so stop talking before the hole you dig reaches the Earth's core and kills us all with a massive volcano.” – BlaRo
- “This guy is clearly off his self-righteous rocker and a few sandwiches, a basket, and a whole army of ants short of a picnic.” – Blind_Io
-“Remove head from rectum before speaking. Until then STFU.” – Blind_Io
-“OK, wait for it...here it comes ...... brace yourself.... this is it........ BARF!!” –Epp B
And one of my favorites ever, from a member profile:
"Location: I do not need a location, for I am the Mother Fucker of the universe."
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