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    Post funny quotes you found on this or any other forum I'll start with a few:

    -“Head, meet mr. Keyboard. Mr. Keyboard, meet my head. …ow.” – The K/Potassium

    -“P: Oh no, I poked my eye out with my tongue!” -Unknown

    - N00b: "Hi Potty!" Potassium: "Call me that again and I'll decapitate you. It's K, goddammit!" (Potassium is a girl)

    - “I could be posting right now, but I am not.” “Hate to disappoint you, chief, but you just did.” “That’s gold. Pure f*ckin’ gold.” –Marcos, The K and Tears of a Madman

    -“Like I said, you're contradicting yourself, so stop talking before the hole you dig reaches the Earth's core and kills us all with a massive volcano.” – BlaRo

    - “This guy is clearly off his self-righteous rocker and a few sandwiches, a basket, and a whole army of ants short of a picnic.” – Blind_Io

    -“Remove head from rectum before speaking. Until then STFU.” – Blind_Io

    -“OK, wait for it comes ...... brace yourself.... this is it........ BARF!!” –Epp B

    And one of my favorites ever, from a member profile:

    "Location: I do not need a location, for I am the Mother Fucker of the universe."
    Argumentative Essay

  • #2
    A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
    Removes Sandal = 56.
    Then Dupatta = 52
    Now Coins Finished.......
    Oil Furnace Replacement


    • #3
      "Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing — and you don’t have to go home in the cold. But it’s lonely."

      Robert A. Heinlein
      "Which is better, eternal happiness or a ham sandwich? It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so! After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness."

      - Raymond M. Smullyan


      • #4
        Heinleins book 'Glory Road' is one of my best loved books of all time, but it doesn't hold a candle to masturbation.


        • #5
          I wouldn't describe masturbation as clean.... :P


          • #6
            Depends where you're pointing it.