Funny stuff

[Maya]

xD

[Maya]

^After what he did to the bodyguard, he should get a punishment.

[RICHARDS BIGGEST FAN]

Thought i would put this post here as i found it very very funny

The manager that has banned me from being here during work hours may get demoted when we move over to the new pool, i believe what goes aroung comes around he he he he

[Maya]

[LesleyBarton]

This last one is awesome. an arm really makes the other person look fat . Ha Ha Ha.

[grover]

Hahaha I spotted that one on 9gag too last week, thought it would be a very appropriate pic for the forum but unfortunately 9gag (or my phone) doesn't let me download pics to my phone

[Maya]

[rammsteingirl527]

Well yeah, and in the end I helped him with some ideas. For example I came up with letting the scammer make some phone call to numbers that will charge him at least several dollars per minute. Just a way of getting back to them for all the victims they've probably made over the years. But I wouldn't put so much work in it as my friend did !

The phone call idea of yours was total genius! Great work

[Waidmann]

I can't believe your friend spent all that time messing with the scammers. Yikes !

Well yeah, and in the end I helped him with some ideas. For example I came up with letting the scammer make some phone call to numbers that will charge him at least several dollars per minute. Just a way of getting back to them for all the victims they've probably made over the years. But I wouldn't put so much work in it as my friend did !

[Edelweiss]

I can't believe your friend spent all that time messing with the scammers. Yikes !

[rammsteingirl527]

@Waidmann, a good one

[Maya]

Better if we try to laugh

[Waidmann]

Just a joke:

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"

"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

"What a horrible way to die!"

"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."

"What a way to go, that's terrible!"

"No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."

"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"

"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."

"Man, what a way to go!"

"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."

"Now that is one awful way to go!"

"No no, he survived that..."

"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"

"I shot him!"

"You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"

"He was wrecking my house."

[Maya]

Wow, can't believe it!!!!!!

[Waidmann]

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