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^ Great sentence on the photo, and I'm too old to start exercise. With or without wine, I'll stick to drinking it
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Hmm. It would be interesting to see if it could be done without wine spillage. But practice would have to be done with something else, because why waste perfectly good wine?
Also, this photo is so true!
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And once you learn, imagine the effects after an hour of exercise, it would be even worse.
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The dirty will be from all the spillage of wine until you learn to do the exercises ;-)
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Maya, a couple of those could be downright dirty. Or maybe it's just my mind.
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^ *LOL* good one, I live by that as well. Just like: I've never met a temptation I wanted to resist
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I'll just go with a joke:
One day a man enters a bar with a big box under his arm. He goes over to the bartender and says: "Excuse me sir, I have absolutely no money with me but I'm very very thirsty. So I'll make you a deal: If I can show something amazing, something totally incredible, you give me a free drink.
"Well, sir", replies the bartender, "I've been a bartender for over 20 years, so, believe me, I've seen it all. So, if you can amaze me, you can have free drinks the entire night."
So the man opens the box and in it there's a 20-inch tall dwarf with a piano. As the box opens, the little pianist bow and begins to play.
"Well, that's absolutely incredible!", yells the bartender. "I never saw something liken that!!! As promised the drinks are on the house, but you've got to tell me first where the hell you found this little dwarf-pianist!"
"That's simple", replies the man. "Last night I walked through that nearby forest and I heard someone shouting for help. I ran towards it and I saw this little elf who was trapped between two branches of a bush. I released him and he said I was allowed to make one wish, which he would fullfill. And that's where the little pianist came from."
"Wow, that's really amazing", replies the bartender. So he goes back to work and after closing time the bartender hurries over to the forest hoping to find the little elf. Shortly after arriving, the bartender hears screams for help. He finds the elf, once again trapped between two branches. He frees the elf, who is again so thankfull he wants to let the bartender make a wish.
The bartender was hoping for this and says: "I wish my closet at home would be filled with money!".
"Ok, that's easy", replies the elf and he snaps his fingers. "Ok, it's done!", says the elf and he disappears between the trees. The bartender hurries back home to see if it came through. He rans up his room, opens the closet and sees it's not filled with money, but with honey!!!
"Damn it", yelled the bartender, "that elf must've misunderstood me!" Disappointed he leaves the room.
The next day the man who told about the elf enters the bar again. The bartender goes over to him and says: "Last night I met that elf of yours. He let me make a wish, but I think he misunderstood me!"
"That possible", replies the man. "He misunderstands easily, I guess. Did you think I asked him for a 20-inch pianist?"
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I have seen so many funny photos there and there are some pics which give us social or moral lesson.
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Last edited by richared; 11-07-2013, 08:53 AM.
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