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  • Art in Heaven
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    Some puns.

    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it

    Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

    A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

    Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

    I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O

    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's synching now.

    Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

    When chemists die, apparently they barium.

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

    I didn't like my beard at first. But it grew on me.

    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.

    Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.

    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.

    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    Velcro ? ... What a rip off

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  • Snake
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    ^It does not need to be in a World War II setting, and does not even need to be in any War setting at all. It could be more like a spy movie akin The Winter Soldier.

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  • Chrisss Nofff
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    [QUOTE=Snake;23041]Now this would be an epic movie ^^=QUOTE]

    If the movie has a World War II setting like Captain America, I doubt it would be THAT epic considering Portugal was for the most part neutral during the war . The big climax could be when he Captain America helps changing tires for the allied trucks going through Portugal near the end of the war.

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  • The Rose
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    ^Oh you flatter yourself

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  • Snake
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    ^I think I would be better suited to play the villain.

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  • The Rose
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    ^Will you be playing the lead?

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  • Snake
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    Now this would be an epic movie ^^

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  • The Rose
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    Sometimes you have to do a double facepalm when you see these, our Ramm-friend Heino is amongst the not so honorably mentioned, plus a variety of metal bands
    http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers/

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  • Art in Heaven
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    It's funny because it's true

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLVFXMaFyoo

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  • Maya
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    jajajajjajaja, it's great

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  • Art in Heaven
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    The Lidl song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxl8P1fNT9Y

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  • EmeraldRose
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    ^ That...is hilarious! Thanks! I needed a good laugh to start the day :-)

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  • Art in Heaven
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    Ravers with a Benny Hill overdub.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pQAW...yer_detailpage

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  • The Rose
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    So true

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  • Art in Heaven
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    https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...55774517_n.jpg

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